When I leave work everyday, I leave my computer running, I just turn the screen off. In doing this, it leaves all my chat programs signed in, and when I return the following morning, I usually have tons of messages from the middle of the night. This morning, I absolutely LOVED what I returned to find from my dearest Haydo.
hAydo1868 (9:21:34 PM): hiiiiiiiiiiiii lanie i think you are neat
hAydo1868 (9:21:43 PM): you are neat for 9184 reasons
hAydo1868 (9:21:49 PM): i will tell you just a few
hAydo1868 (9:22:23 PM): #42 you have red hair and red heads are not common and therefore you are irreplaceable
hAydo1868 (9:22:44 PM): #764 you dress neat and that is neat since you are a closet ghetto schlut.
hAydo1868 (9:23:02 PM): #9 you make giggles when i make jokes
hAydo1868 (9:24:05 PM): #810 you are like an old creep alcoholic uncle, a slutty sister, and a beer guzzling buddy all wrapped up into one petite little bundle.
hAydo1868 (9:28:03 PM): #8191 you like snoop on a stick
After I catch up on all my outstanding messages, I then check my personal email. Today, I was very excited to see a message in my inbox from our world-traveling friends, Jarrod & Erin. (You can find a link to their blog on under my 'Bloggin Buddies' section or just visit http://www.paristoperu.com/. ) First, a little side note - this wonderful couple, along with the rest of their family, have all had the utmost pleasure of experiencing each Stanga member at our finest. In our case, 'finest' is synonymous with any and all descriptions that don't seem quite so flattering. Oh well, it wouldn't be a Stanga Train without these special qualities we posses. Chugga Chugga Choo Choo! Below, is their friendly greetings from China.
SUBJECT: Stangas Banned in China!
I thought you'd all get a kick out of this. As you know, China regulates which websites you can access and which ones they block. For instance, no BBC is allowed and Wikipedia is usually blocked as well.
Well, today Jarrod and I are spending a few hours catching up on emails and trying to find what's going on in the world, and I decide it would be a good time to access your blog. Sure enough....blocked. I guess the gov't deems your blog to contain some counterrevolutionary content. Way to go!!!!!
Now for most who know my family, this comes as no surprise and of course, Daddy and Mae Mae each had a pretty witty reply.
Good to hear from you. Hope you enjoy China…..one of the oldest civilizations. Not surprised our family is banned in China…….along with half the saloons between Dallas and Mobile. And some safe houses too! Thanks so much for the apron. It fits well, is functional and I finally figured out what the image is just below the navel. I first thought it was a picture of Willie Nelson!
Safe travels.
We love you guys.
mike
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Now Erin, are you surprised that we are banned in China? Or anywhere else for that matter! It usually doesn't take us long to either get arrested or be banned from any one place! You better watch your communications with us; they may be monitored and you may be guilty by association! ;)
I just love that the daily love notes we get from our friends and family are not for doing something extraordinary or saving the world or being a great friend, it's for being straight up retarded and unique in a very uncouth manner.
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