Some crazy shenanigans all started with a fun little text message I received a couple of weeks ago. I have to thank Marty for starting this craze that I have developed for such a phrase. The text message wasn’t anything spectacular, it just definitely got a rise out of me:
My cuzn’z baby daddy’z lil bruda’z bes fren’z uncle’z x-wife’z boyfren’z momma’z nexdoe neighba’z susta in law said to tellz you MURCRIPMUS!
I about fell out of my chair reading that and immediately had to let Kacy in on this greatness. Since she always makes funny little pictures/comments during the holidays, I demanded that she use this. I found a picture selection of various ‘Santas’ for her to choose from and boy, she did not disappoint!
If these aren’t some of the funnier things I’ve seen, I tell ya. But it got so much better when she said she was working on a little something special that I didn’t even know about. I swear to baby Jesus that this is only one of the millions of reasons why I love this chick. Out.of.control.
Later that day, I was headed out to pick up another 8 bottles of wine run some errands and made a quick stop at World Market, where I found this little gem. I immediately started playing a scenario in my head and realized this is the perfect picture frame to have if you’re a cheater. I took a picture of it, left it on the shelf and kept moving.
Upon telling Kacy about my sweet little find, we had an absolute heyday with coming up with awesome little gimmicks for such a fine product and we named it the “Shut Dat Hoe” Frame. After having so much fun with it, I just knew I had to go back to the store and actually buy it for her. When she came over for my wine party, I had a special gift with a very special picture in side waiting for her.
She couldn’t have been more thrilled and since we had consumed a bit of wine at that point, it is only to be expected that this lead directly to a homemade infomercial.
And with that, I would like to wish each and every one of you
MURCRIPMUS!!!
2 comments:
Bwahahaha! This will always and forever be the greatest Cripmus gift ever!
thanks for the laugh!
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