Fool you once, shame on me. Fool you twice, shame on you!

Y’all didn’t really think I was going to go full-throttle back into the virtual journal that is my life. I apologize for the temporary privacy laws that were implemented on such space, however this sweet little diddy needed a major facelift.

The outcome?

Pathetic.

What you see is what you get…for now. I really, desperately, must-have-or-I-will-curl-up-and-die, adding-to-my-Christmas-list, absolutely want new software to give this place a decent renovation, but whatever. Standardized templates, I’m not above you (anymore and only temporary, don’t get excited Blogger.)

Anyhoo, yes, there are still random graphics and pictures missing from certain posts. If you think I’m going to go back and replace them, you’re out of your mind. I say that, however we’re entering the slow season at work and I may end up poking my eyeballs out of boredom in a few short weeks and will then decide to further the touch-ups. But don’t count on it. Basically, anything that comes out of my mouth is bullshit. Except what I really mean, that stuff is true. Kind of. But don’t put any expectations on me.

Believe it or not, keeping up with a blog and trying to capture my thoughts (a daunting task of its own) and putting them into a description for my two thousands of blogstalkers is quite time-consuming,overwhelming, and at times, is a down right pain in the ass. There have been times I’ve wanted to throw in the towel, but for you, I will keep going. Because I have oh.so.much to say. My words are life-altering, really.

I will also quit complaining now and give you the beef of what brought me back to the blog today.

Whataburger.

Yes, ladies and gents, Whataburger brought me back to the blog.

Today, I received my first email for the 12 Days of WhataChristmasBurger.

Tomorrow is Day 1 and the giveaway is, drumroll please….

{literally sitting here trying to make that drumroll noise with my tongue, like this:

TOMORROW’S GIVEAWAY IS THE TAQUITO!!!

It brings back such sweet memories of last year’s WhataChristmasBurger Taquito.

Remember?