First Impressions

First of all, most of you know the story of the time Marty and I met, and what kind of first impression I made on him. Turns out, it wasn't bad enough to send him running, which is a shocking to all!


I've been asked by quite a few people, what Mr. Marty has thought about the family so far. He's met each member of the family at different times, but has never seen all 6 of us interact together at once, until this past weekend at the Halloween Bash.

Scott and Abby were the first family members he met, which was at Love & War for Happy Hour back in March sometime. He definitely got to meet the original, goofy Scott & Abs, as Scott almost immediately busted out his gum-foil platinum grill he likes to put in. We were all a little worried that this meeting might have scared poor cowboy off. The second time he met them, Scott was again sporting his foil grill and they were dressed as Bacon & Eggs sizzling on the floor.


Next, he got to meet Mark. One time, Marty came to pick me up at my house for dinner and the boys were at the house too. Marty quickly was introduced to Mark, shook his hand and we left. There was little to be learned about Mark until the next visit. A few weeks following, Marty and I had gone to dinner and went back to my house to watch a movie. My phone started ringing and it was Mark. I didn't want to interrupt the movie, so I just silenced it. Well the phone continued to ring 10 times in a row before I finally decided to answer. Mark quickly asked if I was home, to which I responded yes and he abruptly hung up. Less than 2 minutes later, Mark busts through my door screaming, I'll be right back and runs immediately to my restroom. He comes out a few seconds later, says "phew - I couldn't make it home" and plops down on the chair and decides to hang with us. Yeah, that wasn't embarrassing for me! At the Halloween Bash, Mark walked up to explain his costume to Marty and goes "I'm Supersperm, and this is my brothers egg," as he turns to Abby and starts humping her. He then starts sliding and diving on the floor under girls skirts, saying "Who's next? You can run, but you can't hide from Supersperm!"



The first time he met mom, he was checking up on some tiling work she had done on the house. It was a normal encounter so I wasn't scared there. The only thing I'll continuously be nervous about is that Marty grew up roping and hunting, and of course, Leslie is sincere animal lover. Oh well, no worries yet - they'll just have to agree to disagree when the time comes. The 2nd time he met her was at the Halloween Bash, and she immediately sought him out to apologize for anything he might witness from her family that night.

As soon as I spot my dad at the party, I walk Marty over to him and introduce them. My dad shakes Marty's hand and goes "Hi, Mike Stanga. Or really I'm Dr. Hiney. Can I take your butt pressure?" as he is pulling a car tire gauge from his pocket. Dad then proceeds to interrupt his conversation with Marty to put a miniature mirror under a girl's skirt to check to make sure her butt is okay. In true form, he plays the role and rambles off jokes, and then lets them know that he's real good at performing colonoscopies. Yup, dont think he didn't open up his binder and show him pics of his very own colonoscopy he had done, which was just a prop in his proctology doctor costume. Luckily, I think Marty thinks Daddy just printed that off the internet. Then, as Marty is doing a kegstand, Daddy puts the stethoscope to Marty's butt and says he sounds a little stopped up, and proceeds to take an "Almond Joy" out of Marty's butt and screams "I found the problem!"


Finally, he meets Mae Mae who immediately blows her whistle and throws a yellow flag in his face for unnecessary roughness and illegal touching in the backfield. Mae also caresses the dick in the box and continues on to removing her costume one article of clothing at a time in the hot tub.


Soooooo.....does anyone want to place bets on how long this relationship will last?