Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Video Monitoring

This is a warning to all those who have or will soon invest in the video monitors for watching their children from afar. They may seem like a safe, precautionary device in order to ensure a good night's rest for your little one, while still allowing you to have your adult fun, but let me remind you these devices can be very dangerous.

Mae Mae was at Chris & Danette's getting ready for the Halloween Bash, and was instructed to change into her costume in Blayne's room. A light yellow room full of a 3 year old's toys and dolls seems pretty innocent to any onlooker, until you have the two gents next door. Keith and Brett were adding the finishing touches to the party next door when Brett asked Keith if he could turn on the Ohio State game. Since the last time Chris & Danette were over late-night at Keith's, the TV has remained tuned to Blayne's monitoring camera. Like a deer in headlights, Keith & Brett were caught off-guard by a massive view of cleavage right in the camera. They thought about turning the channel, but couldn't stop watching, even though the dark black and white picture was not too quality. At the time, Mae Mae was leaning forward putting on her outfit, so they couldn't make out too much other than cleavage, but they were very disappointed when she stood straight up and she had on her bra. Soon, a female party goer arrived at the house and the boys immediately turned the channel. It wasn't until two days after the party that they informed anyone of their little sneak preview and we all just about died, including Mae Mae.

Girls and any modest boys, please beware of where you might be changing. You never would expect some of the most innocent places you could be caught by a Peeping Tom, or a child's monitor for that matter. We have decided that this is definitely something only to be achieved by a Stanga, and further justifies why were are known as the Stanga Train.

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