The Halloween Bash Has Been Resurrected!

It is safe to say that this bash was probably the best one I've been to yet. There weren't nearly as many people there as past years, which was actually very welcomed. You were able to move around freely and it was a great time for all.

Thursday night after work, I headed over to Keith's to start setting up and was there all day Friday and part of Saturday so I was definitely ready to get the party started by the time I got back over there in costume. Of course, the entire family was there for this fine event, and let's just say that the Stanga Train was in full effect.

Mom and Dad were the Proctology Department Specialists: Dr. Hiney & Dr. Butz. They came straight from procedure with no time for changing their gloves. They offer services such as Colon Blow, Ass Pigeon Therapy, Addanastomy and checking your butt pressure.

Mae Mae was in charge of ruling all naughty foul play at the party and threw many yellow flags for illegal touching in the backfield.

Scott & Abby wanted everyone to know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Warning, it's not sanitary to consume raw eggs and meat, therefore you must sizzle your food before you eat.

Since Mark is the soon-to-be proud pappa, it was only right for him to support his cause as Supersperm. He would locate potential wombs and start attacking, and he even attacked his brother's egg!

Momma Maegan has already been infected with this scary substance, so she had to stay home. We missed you girl!

Of course, Halloween is the most fun for skanks. Danette, Jen and I transformed ourselves in pop culture soda-pop queens, The Fantanas.

Killer Miller had begged me to let him stay at the ranch and continue hunting through the weekend, but of course I won that battle! :)

It's okay, it didn't take too long for him to start having fun. He gave a new meaning to 'Cowboy Up.'

Before you knew it, there was even a very special guest appearance and performance.

Girl you know we've been together, such a long long time *SUCH A LONG TIME* ... Take a look inside, it's my Dick in a Box *DICK IN A BOX*


After many rounds of drinks and prior to the kegstand portion of the party, it was time for the hosts to deliver the awards. The Stanga Train should be very proud and honored to take home two of the special prizes. First of all, the funniest award was given to Dr. Hiney for not necessarily the funniest costume, but the personality that totally added to the role. Secondly, Supersperm earned the Scariest Award, and not in terms of a frightening costume, but let's be real - most people are scared shitless of Supersperm. I mean, you can run but you can't hide from that slippery sucker!

Leave it to me to start off the kegstands and get the crowd rowdy. Once I descended from my upside-down position, I was definitely feeling the effects of the beer, margaritas and jello shots. Oh wait, let's not forget the trash can punch that I accidentally spilled on Marty's ranching vest. Sorry babe! =( It didn't take too much longer after that before I was in the pool in full costume and everything just went downhill from there.

It was pretty cold getting into the car in a wet costume, so while Marty was driving, I decided to go ahead and take off my skirt. Little did I know until I got back in my car to get water the following morning, that I had walked through the parking lot and up 3 flights of stairs with no skirt on. Man, my parents should be real proud. I asked Marty if he knew I did that, and he just smiled and said yes. It is absolutely needless to say that yesterday could have very well been the worst day of my life. We barely moved and that was only to go to the bathroom, get a snack, or move from the couch to the bed. We did absolutely nothing except be miserable and give an occasional laugh when recalling the previous night's activities. We definitely brought the shit show, but it was so fun! Can't wait until next year! For more pictures, visit www.thehalloweenbash.com.