Defected

This is horseshit! I demand a recall!

I've been thinking for about the past year that if I ever came up with an amount of money that I could just blow, I figured I'd use part of it on getting laser hair removal. I think I'd actually wear the skirts in my closet a lot more if I didn't have to shave. I loathe shaving, I suck at it and sometimes I even cut my fingers with razors...MY FINGERS (Who does that?) Unfortunately, I was informed a few weeks ago that redheads can't get laser treatment. Well we can, but it'd be wasting money because it's not effective for us. WHAT? I'm pissed!

A news report on the article notes that left-handed people are more likely to be crazy or brilliant. Okay, I like what I'm reading and I'll take it as a compliment. I personally feel that I probably classify more with the first description than the latter, but I'm going to go with the fact that I am absolutely brilliant! Anyway, then I heard on the news a few days ago that there was a study being done because it was suggested that left-handed people typically live shorter lives than right-handed people. UGH, WHAT?

Finally, on the Today Show yesterday, they were explaining that people with MDD, OCD, and Anxiety (oh how do I make that sound better for me...okay, people who are slightly emotional, creatures of habit and a teeny weeny bit worrisome,) are much more likely to develop Alzheimer's at a later age.

If this is a '3 strikes, you're out!' game, somebody start preparing my eulogy. Oh and unlike my father who wants to be stuffed with mashed potatoes when he dies, I'd like to be stuffed with bacon and powdered donuts. Don't get me a fancy casket, save the money for good booze for the afterparty!