Car Conversation

Yesterday, Mom and I had to run to Kroger super quick before our day of sorry ass very unfortunate football began. This is how the 45 second ride to Kroger went.

Mom: Hey, can I tell you something?'

Lane: Oh god, what?

Mom: I don't like your hair like that.

Lane: What?

Mom: It's too severe. I'm sorry.

Lane: No, I'm sorry for being a disappointment. Here, luckily I have a hat in here. *I grab my camo hat and put it on to prevent further disgust*

Mom: What's that on your hat?

Lane: Oh, it's a little lamp that I can use to see in the dark when we're outside at the ranch. See, look... *Turn light on*

Mom: Oh that is so cool. I really need one of those. That's what I want for Christmas!

Lane: What in the crap do you want this for?

Mom: So I can have a special hat to wear in the backyard when I let the dogs out in the middle of the night to see if they pooped.

And I have never been so thankful that the commute to Kroger was only 45 seconds long.