I Pass Over the Honor

First it was Queen of the Jews and now this? What is this world coming to?

This morning, I was regrettably informed that I am no longer the title-holder for the DB Award. My father should be jumping with joy though, since the honor remains in the family.

I guess I have a lot of work to do here soon, in order to receive both my Queen Jew and Dumb Bitch titles back!

Molly - OMG!!! Are you ready for this...?

Me - OMG!!! Uhh, I don't know. Am I?

Molly - So I have been sitting in the library listening to an online lecture ALL morning...

Me - ...

Molly - ...and I was just listening along w/ my headphones. My friend just walks up 3 HOURS LATER and says, 'You know that is playing out loud, right?' I had the earplugs in the wrong hole. And it was LOUD!!!

Me - Wait, you thought you were hearing through the headphones, but really it was just the loud speakers?

Molly - Yes! OMG - people probably HATE me.

Me - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You, my lady, are now the title holder for the DB Award. Congratulations!

Molly - I'm crying laughing over here.

Me - You dork!

See Daddy, Molly isn't the smartest tool in the shed either. Nor is she the sharpest...