This Will Not End In Sex!

Unlike the movie 40 Days and 40 Nights, my forty days and forty nights will not have an end resulting in sex.

To end in sex, must first mean you gave up sex for the 40 days and 40 nights during Lent.

I did not give up sex.

Wait, let me clarify.

To end in sex, you must first give up sex. To give up sex, you must first have sex to give up.

Again, I did not give up sex.

My 40 days and 40 nights, however, will end in a big honkin' steamy piece(s) of greasy pizza. And I couldn't be more excited.

39 days, 10 hours and 41 minutes to go. . .