Friday, December 24, 2010
Derailed! (A Love Story)
Monday, December 20, 2010
Catching Up.
A quick rundown of the latest happenings along the StangaTrain Railway. Disclaimer: If we’re Facebook friends, some of this is old news. In all actuality, a lot of it isn’t all that recent, since this will only be my 14th post of 2010 and it’s already December… Oh, you might want to go potty before committing the next 15 years of your life to reading this post.
ME
In May, my company moved locations. Transitioning from Highland Park Village to downtown brought on more traffic issues and higher blood pressure, but at least I’m now working with real humans …as opposed to the plastic humans hanging around in HPV. And, who can complain about the view from 46.
In the last 6 months, I’ve also invested a lot of time in home improvements. After two brand new A/C units, one erroneous installation, a massive leak and and then closet rebuild, I decided I’d continue my spending, starting with redoing the master bathroom. Prior to the revamp, it was a nice peaceful beach theme, with beautiful sandy textured wallpaper that featured nice touches of glitter and seashell tiles in the shower. Can we say fugly? But I am so in love with how it all looks now.
I’ve also had the rest of the house painted, redone the guest rooms, new living room furniture, new carpet installed, yada yada yada. It’s a nice feeling to have completed most of what I have been wanting to do around that place for quite some time! And, the best part, just in time for Christmas decor, which y’all know has been up since before Thanksgiving.
Over the summer, I posted about the newest addition to the family, little Tipitina. Well, things have changed and she has a new mommy. She was having such a hard time potty training, made the most unbelievable screaming noises and had plenty of other flaws, which is okay if I had time to train her. Due to her little tinkle and chewing habits, I had to crate her during the day. With the move downtown, my commute has far exceeded torturous and poor little gal was confined for the majority of the day, and while I was sleeping for that matter. It took months of intense debate and I finally took the plunge and found her a new home with a nice older lady who rescues small dogs. I certainly feel this was the best move for her, and definitely for me. Jacques-Imo has adapted well, as long as he still gets to sit as close to me as possible (which often means right on top of me.)
The family grouped up with the Martini Tour a few times this year for San Fermin: Nueva Orleans and Thanksgiving on Lake Ponchartrain again. Make this the 2nd year I haven’t posted about SF:NO and I’ve been meaning to. It’s Running of the Bulls, NOLA style. That translates to Running of the Bull Dykes.
Me.
275 roller derby lesbians with bats and horns.
Outcome.
We went back to Lake Ponchartrain for Thanksgiving. Everything was the same, and almost as perfect as last year, except we were missing a coupl’a crews which stunk. On the upside, however, we had a Saints victory over the Cowboys. Happy Saintsgiving!
In my previous post, I said that December is usually a slow month for me at work. Turns out, for the economy being this bad, the company has had an excellent year overall and even December has kept me busy. Finally starting to mentally check out. Clocking in a few hours this week and I’m calling it quits until after the holiday!
What, you don’t have a cocktail at your office?
On to 2011 …
MOM & DAD
Not much new with them. They’ve started to really get the itch to move back to Southern Louisiana, which I can’t even talk about right now. Who knows when (or if) it will actually happen, but it’s definitely on their radar and I’ll lose it when/if they do. Molly is begging me to move as well, but the market in Nola for just isn’t thriving like it is in Dallas {thriving being a very relative term.} Mom still tends to her crazy flock of pets and Dad continues to make fun of her. They’re precious, I tell you!
MOLLY
In May, she earned her Juris Doctor degree from Loyola New Orleans and we are all so very proud of her.
We celebrated her achievement and her birthday at August, an amazing John Besh restaurant.
We also had a champagne lunch at Galatoire’s and then on to the Sazerac Bar. What a debauchery of a weekend! If my eyes were open in more of the pictures, I would post some, but I guess that’s what cocktails do to me. Awesome!
Couldn’t have been any more perfect, except that stupid hat she had to wear. Really, it wasn’t flattering. On anyone! Regardless, we are so proud of her.
As if becoming an attorney wasn’t ambitious enough, she decided to go on and continue her education (yes, again!) and is currently living in hell Gainsville, Florida as she completes her Masters of Law degree in Taxation. If that doesn’t make you want to slit your wrists. The University of Florida Gator part, not the taxation… She is only a temporary Gator and not a real fan, which is good otherwise half the Martini Tour would die from a stroke. I mean, what a stab in the heart to LSU. Gah! Oh well, the program is ranked third in the country (she got into the 2nd ranked school, but chose otherwise since she’s already lived in DC,) so we can’t blame her for her decision. As dorky as she will be, I’m kind of excited for her to help me find some loopholes on next year’s tax return. She left Larry and the dogs behind in New Orleans and will return after the spring semester.
Speaking of Larry, he is coming home with Molly for his first Christmas in Dallas. He has been to a few Thanksgivings in the swamp but never to experience the Stanga madness during the holidays. Mom is so excited to have him join us this year, she has gone all out. We never have ribbon and bows on our Christmas presents, just plain ‘ole wrapping paper. Not this year! Our gifts are all decked out and when I inquire as to why, she says “It’s for Larry.” My mom also has a beautiful snow village collection that she has stopped displaying in recent years, but this year it’s back up and glowing. Now that Claire can appreciate it and Larry is coming, her Christmas spirit is back and brighter than ever. It’s precious, really. I sure hope Larry likes the dysfunctional routine we still have to go through, even at the ages of 34, 31 and 26! Yes, Lar – you will have to line up oldest to youngest for the annual Christmas morning portrait. {Make sure you wear cute jammies!}
SCOTT
Not a whole lot to say about Scott, except what I do have to say is big news. He has decided to go back into the military. He and Mark were both in the Air Force for 6 years and they really enjoyed the pride, the discipline and the benefits of serving our country. With so much going on and our troops being pulled out, the opportunity for veterans to re-enlist has been few and far between. There aren’t any openings for Air Force, so he has decided to go back in as Army. Due to a major backlog, he doesn’t leave until May 2011 and will go to South Carolina for 10 weeks and then Maryland for another 26 weeks.
Luckily, he gets to keep his same ranking as when he left the Air Force, but he does get to take another stab at boot camp. At least he knows what to expect this time around and has been working his booty off getting into tip-top shape for his training. It’s funny, he has to do physical training every other week at the recruiting office and all the young 18 year old recruits ask him all kinds of questions on what to expect. I think he really enjoys counseling the young, oblivious soldiers-to-be.
Also, the biggest relief is that he won’t be in infantry or anything of the sort. He has taken a communications opportunity that will allow him to gain a whole new skill-set which can be used well into the future as technology continues to evolve. Besides him missing more holidays in the upcoming years and the distance between us, we are very excited for him to start pursuing this new career.
MARK, MAEGAN & CLAIRE
Where, oh, where to begin. There is just so much to say about Miss Claire, I can’t even think of it all. In May, Mark & Maegan broke our hearts by uprooting their family and moving to Charlotte, North Carolina. It was a tough adjustment for everyone involved, but mostly for Nonnie and Claire. Before they left, I set them up on a Skype account and bought my mom a webcam for Mother’s Day. They spend hours upon hours chatting with each other. We are so fortunate that they were able to come home for 3 weeks in November and are coming back again this week! After the holidays, they are moving to Naples, Florida for another 6 months of Maegan’s training program and then will be moving to open up shop in San Antonio. It will be so nice to only have them 5 hours away, but still not quite the same as being 15 minutes away. We sure do miss that little girl {and her mommy and daddy too!}
I can’t even think of all the things Claire has done in the last 6 months or so, but she will talk.your.ear.off! I’ll just run down a random list of things that come to mind.
*When asked what she wanted Santa Clause to bring her for Christmas, she responded. “A beer.” She’s two and a half. That’s our girl!
*If you ask her to do something, she now uses her best pirate voice and says “Aye Aye Captain {insert name.}”
*I yike ice cream. Tini, do you yike ice cream? I yike ice cream. Nonnie, do you yike ice cream? I yike ice cream. Yaney, do you like ice cream? I yike ice cream.* {IT.NEVER.STOPS.}
*Mark told Claire that they were going to go on an airplane to visit Nonnie’s house and Santa was going to come. She disappeared. He later found her in her room piling all her clothes into bags. She was ready to go right that second. Poor baby has had to wait 3 weeks!
*”Close your eyes. One. Two. Three. Tooprise!”
*One night during her three week visit, she wanted her crackers instead of her dinner. Her daddy said she couldn’t have any until she ate her meal. Well, smarty pants noticed I was standing right there, so she tells her daddy to leave the room for a second. I then am summoned over to her and she whispers: “Yaney. Give me the crackers!” Too dang funny!
*She LOVES to sing Marry had a yitto yam, yitto yam, yitto yam. Marry had a yitto yam, it's fleece was white as snoooooooowwww. Marry had a coowonday, coowonday, coowonday…” {Mary went to school one day…} Cutest damned thing you ever did hear!
*Nonnie was showing her a picture of herself, and asked who was in the picture. She responded, very impatiently, IT’S ME! CWAIRE! OKAY!?” And went about her business.
*She is very proud of her potty achievements and likes Tini to see the big mess she’s made in her big girl potty.
I literally could go on and on and on about how freaking cute that child is, but it’s just too much. She is such a nut. No clue where she gets it…
I will leave you with pictures:
My goodness, I could just eat her up!
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Sorry for a very boring, catch-up post, but since I haven’t done that great of a job all year, BAM! Here it all is….
There should be some good dysfunctional stories to come out of the holidays, so stay tuned… {but don’t hold your breath!}
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Fool you once, shame on me. Fool you twice, shame on you!
Y’all didn’t really think I was going to go full-throttle back into the virtual journal that is my life. I apologize for the temporary privacy laws that were implemented on such space, however this sweet little diddy needed a major facelift.
The outcome?
Pathetic.
What you see is what you get…for now. I really, desperately, must-have-or-I-will-curl-up-and-die, adding-to-my-Christmas-list, absolutely want new software to give this place a decent renovation, but whatever. Standardized templates, I’m not above you (anymore and only temporary, don’t get excited Blogger.)
Anyhoo, yes, there are still random graphics and pictures missing from certain posts. If you think I’m going to go back and replace them, you’re out of your mind. I say that, however we’re entering the slow season at work and I may end up poking my eyeballs out of boredom in a few short weeks and will then decide to further the touch-ups. But don’t count on it. Basically, anything that comes out of my mouth is bullshit. Except what I really mean, that stuff is true. Kind of. But don’t put any expectations on me.
Believe it or not, keeping up with a blog and trying to capture my thoughts (a daunting task of its own) and putting them into a description for my two thousands of blogstalkers is quite time-consuming,overwhelming, and at times, is a down right pain in the ass. There have been times I’ve wanted to throw in the towel, but for you, I will keep going. Because I have oh.so.much to say. My words are life-altering, really.
I will also quit complaining now and give you the beef of what brought me back to the blog today.
Whataburger.
Yes, ladies and gents, Whataburger brought me back to the blog.
Today, I received my first email for the 12 Days of WhataChristmasBurger.
Tomorrow is Day 1 and the giveaway is, drumroll please….
{literally sitting here trying to make that drumroll noise with my tongue, like this:
TOMORROW’S GIVEAWAY IS THE TAQUITO!!!
It brings back such sweet memories of last year’s WhataChristmasBurger Taquito.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
I Got Brains. I Got Big ‘Ole Brains. I Got Dinosaur Brains.
I have stellar judgment.
Really, I do.
So when the doc said my bones are starting to look like those of an 80 year old woman, I thought to myself: Wow. I really need to do something to prevent any further damage, if that's possible.
So what do I do... ???
Two weeks after my diagnosis, I proceeded to run a quick 13.1 miles in New Orleans with my sister. The Rock & Roll Mardi Gras Marathon Series was too.much.fun with all the bands set up each mile, helping you keep in your groove.
However, have you ever been to New Orleans? Definitely NOT the best roads to run on. If the impact of a normal run on my knees wasn’t painful enough, each step I took was a sudden drop into an uneven crack, pothole or pile of rocks. Ouch!
Ok, ok – that’s it. I swear I’m done running. Biking it is…
Tap the breaks. I lied. I’m not done running, I still have another half to complete. Two weeks after the Nola Rock & Roll, it was time for the Rock & Roll Dallas race, which was advertised as ‘fast, flat and fun.”
Um… I have never heard more nonsense in my life. The first 8 miles were uphill.
That’s right, I said 8.
Eight.
Did you get that? E.I.G.H.T.
Incline.
8.
Uphill.
Oh dear Jesus, did you NOT just hear what the doctor told me?
…and you call this taking it easy?
I’ll show you taking it easy… it involves a couch, my sweats, a football game and a cold beer. {When you start seeing me develop a beer gut that hangs out the bottom of my Cheeto-stained shirt, just remember, I’m just following doc’s instructions."}
Finally, both halves I had already registered for were completed and I earned my 26.2 Musical Miles medal from the Rock & Roll Marathon Series. I’m real proud because that’s the only 26.2 mile medal I’ll ever have, split into two races, but nobody needs to know that. So when someone comes in my office and asks if I ran a full marathon, you really shouldn’t be surprised if I let them think that.
Anyhoo, I’m done running.
Done.
D.O.N.E.
Well….you know until I was summoned to do the Mud Run on the Trinity River Levee. 9 miles and 20+ obstacles of pure hell bliss. Ahhh….
It was probably a good 15 extra elle.bees added to my weight with all my water-logged and mud-crusted fatigues. Key word. Fatigue.
Okay guys, seriously … I’m done running. That worked my body out in places I didn’t even know I had muscles. I was also cleaning mud out of body parts I’m not quite sure I knew existed before then. Delicious.
What’s that you say? Warrior Dash? Totally forgot I signed up for that back in November. Well, I guess it’s paid for, so I’m in.
And with that my friends…I’m done with races. Well, until I get talked into another one. I just can’t seem to stay away.
So much for preserving my knees.
And about that Viagra ... pretty sure I don’t need any assistance with morning stiffness.
Or even 12 hour stiffness for that matter.
{In regards to the title, please reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ets0xkUk17Y}
Caution: Construction Zone
I'll get to work on the fix soon enough (you know, like I keep promising I'm going to get back to my old blogging self.) Until then, please pardon the ugly blank boxes.
Boo.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Pardon the dust!
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Updates!
Did some MAJOR bloggage today. So proud of myself!
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
You Can't Always Get What You Want
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
And with all that writing. I’m pooped!
Adios Donald Trump!
When I first moved into my house, and for oh – you know – the last THREE years, I’ve been living Trump style with a heinous gold casing around my fireplace. It is HIDEOUS!!!
If you don’t recall, let me show you my bling:
I know. You’re totally jealous, right?!?!
Well praise Jesus for my parents and their wonderful Christmas gift to me. Remember that awesome fleur de lis fireplace screen?
I finally disassembled the le Trump that was donning my fireplace and spruced up the room a bit with my new accent.
What do you think? I think HUGE improvement!
It also probably helps that my house doesn’t look as bare anymore, but I am definitely pleased with the way it all looks now. Thanks mom & dad.
Going In Circles…Again
Remember a few weeks ago, Allison & I went ice skating… she called it ‘going in circles’ since ultimately, that’s really all we did.
Turns out, I would go in circles one more time this season when Marty came in town for New Years. I have never been a big New Year’s Eve person and just refuse to pay the marked up prices and deal with all the ridiculous drunken crowds.
So what else to do other than stay in with pizza and a movie…. ice skating!!!!
I was an ice-skating superstar and stayed on my feet the whole time. Marty on the other hand… well…. he tried.
It was the perfect NYE event followed by a few drinks and pizza. Simplicity. Love it!
Cheers to 2010!
Christmas Festivities … Again
Another very special family we share the holidays with is the Buckley family. The Buckley kids are definitely spread out all over the place, so we usually have to pick the night when we can round up the most number of people. With Jarrod & Erin living in Seattle, Justin, Christi & Ella in Austin and Kasey doin’ her thing over in LA, we are so fortunate when we can all get together! Unfortunately, this year we missed Justin&Co and Scott… Boo!
We also had a special visitor from Chicago. Bobby is Maegan’s dad and he always come with guitar and music in tow to liven the mood. Between him, Maegan and Kasey, we had plenty of live entertainment. Talk about good times! The biggest treat of it all though was listening to Kasey play us a couple of the new songs her band is working on.
Check out Miss Willie Brown and their song Freeland. Big props to them for making this song the new theme song for Lifetime’s Army Wives. You can also find their original cd on iTunes, which includes Kasey’s amazing tribute to her daddy, Gospel Song.
Thanks for the private concert, KB – we loved it! And even more, we loved just catching up with all of the Buckley gang!
Santa’s Reindogs
Over the holiday break, I was able to capture plenty of party pics of some of the dogs. Molly was in town with Boudreaux and De’Larry’ous’ dog Margeaux. Pair those two up with Jacques-Imo – what a goofy bunch of Cajun pups! And talk about some matching collars – - A.dog.a.ble!
And my favorite, even if they are poor quality, is when Claire tries to feed and brush ‘Mac-Mo.’
Christmas Traditions
Every Christmas, we spend the afternoon and evening with some of our favorite family friends. Danette, Chris & Blayne come over, along with Kay & Richard and Todd, Nicole and Carly. Of course, we indulge in a huge feast and drink a glass of wine or two. It’s been this way for as long as I can remember and now that we’re not the kids anymore, it’s fun to watch the new kids get all geared up about their new toys.
The big girls, Blayne & Carly are so good with Claire and love teaching her how to use her new toys. If this isn’t just precious…
Back in the old days {or up until last year,} we all exchanged gifts with each other but this year we decided that we only need to do cross-family gifts for the kids. It’s more fun to watch them anyway. Of course, Blayne & Carly got very similar items from each of us, since they’re cousins and play together so much, but Blayne got one extra special gift from Molly and I. Remember the time Chris got caught posing with a snuggly teddy bear?!?!
We decided to pull a little prank on him with the use of Blayne. I mean, since she does love her daddy beary much! and all….
Needless to say, she was not impressed with the gift. I think we made her think that she was getting some special present {ok, I don’t think, I know – since we made a public announcement} and she was disappointed when it was all a joke. Molly and I had then had to make it up to her with a special big girls’ day out, sans her mom. Pedicures and manicures, don’t mind if we do!
Hahahahhahaha – I’m freaking awesome! I wonder if Blayne will ever wear that shirt? Molly and I thought she’d actually be proud to wear her daddy on her shirt, but we were wrong! Clearly, we don’t have kids…
After our Christmas with that crew was over, Daddy and I headed to the Griswalds Regenscheid’s for their annual Christmas Night Gathering. I loved that it was low-key and most of the people who showed up were our friends! Loved having a little extra Zuber time before they went back to PHX. We had way too much ‘fun’ as we were later informed by the boys.
Casey and I cuddled and enjoyed some much-needed vino while Robyn did…
…well, Robyn did what she does best!
I’d definitely say this was the perfect nightcap to an amazing Christmas day!









