For C-Dizzle

Before reading this idiotic post, please reference "My Shoulder Hurts" at Life With Team Carroll.

So I decided to take Cara's challenge of exploring what I like to call my Bottomless Black Hole. (Chris is going to laugh at this when he reads that.) I too was having severe shoulder aches last night and figured it was just because Marty was trying to (unsuccessfully) teach me how to throw a rope and catch a dummy this weekend. Apparently not.

All I have to say is girl, I got you beat...and I'm childless! My purse may look quite deceiving as well, in regards to what contents it may contain, but I've found a place for just about everything I could need in life...except a casket.

The Random But Always Necessary, Or Not

1. Sunglasses
2. Umbrella cover w/o matching umbrella
3. Keychain with keys to my house, parent's house, Keith's house, two offices I haven't worked at in 3 years, CVS card, AAA card and Kroger Card
4. LSU Tigers / YMCA Keychains with current office key
5. Purple Pen
6. Stuffed stress football ???

Paper Goods

1. Book for when I'm bored...you know at the carwash, Firestone, drive-thru, red-light, traffic (just kidding on the traffic Mom!)
2. Printed pictures from CVS
3. Tissue from this weekend
4. Coupons for Grandy's. Look closely and notice I used one this morning for breakfast! :)
5. Sticky note of resumes I need to collect for work
6. March '08 parking permit for work. Hmm, it's March 4th - I hope I don't get towed!
7. Voucher for Ladie's Night at a bar. Obviously missed that this weekend.
8. Bill for doctor visit. Hot pink sticker means they really want me to pay them.
9. Bill for my root canal. YUCK! I'm still pissed about that.
10. BOA Mortgage Payment Book
11. Coupon for Corner Bakery. Expired.

Personal Hygiene and Pretties

1. Essential daily make-up. Note: I never reapply at any time during the day, but for some reason, I always keep it on hand ???
2. Travel lint roller
3. Jergen's lotion
4. Purell mini hand sanitizer
5. B&B Works hand sanitizer
6. Duel lipgloss
7. Burt's Bees
8. 2 feminine goods
9. Eclipse gum. Note: only one piece left but full of used gum wads.
10. Travel manicure set

No, I Don't Need Rehab (I was recently real real sick, okay!)

1. Drugs
2. Drugs
3. Amoxicillin for my root canal - For real?
4. Pepcid AC - ghetto style
5. Cure for 'Mama Gut'

I Love Technology

1. Phone charger. Never used. Christmas present.
2. POD Charger
3. The Pod
4. Phone
5. Camera battery charger
6. Camera & case

Like My Purse, My Stomach is a Bottomless Pit

1. Taco Bell hot sauce packet
2. 3 grape Blow Pops - Thanks Marty
3. Trail Mix bar. Smooshed.
4. Whataburger ketchup. THE BEST. End of story.
5. Empty SMARTIES wrapper. Thanks Smarty Marty.
6. Peppermint flavored with dust particles.
7. Finally, the best ever. Hunts ketchup packet. Sealed but empty. Found at Bunkhouse BBQ in Clifton, Texas. It's a prize.

I Make Millions

1. Blue zipper wallet containing insurance cards, SS card, coupons, receipts, coins, gift certificates, business cards, and way to much more to even list
2. Checkbook and register
3. Man wallet for easy use: 2 credit cards, debit card, license, cash
   
   Going Green

1. Mini notebook
2. Man wallet (okay, okay I doubled up on this one)
3. Tazo Zen Green Tea packet
4. Camera case (doubled again)
5. My special prize. THANK YOU CARA! If it weren't for your purse challenge, I would have never found this $20 wadded up in the deep dark hidden corners of a pocket I didn't know existed.

Bottom-Feeders

1. Penny
2. Missing button - I wonder what that goes to?
3. Run away pill. I don't know what the crap that's for?

Bring It All Together and What Do You Get? Somebody save me!

I NOW CHALLENGE YOU TO REVEAL THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS OF YOUR PURSES! WE ALL KNOW WE CARRY ONLY THE NECESSITIES, RIGHT?