Being that it's the season of Lent, and a Friday, it really limits my options for lunch. If I can't find a place that serves a reasonably-priced fish on Fridays, I'll opt for a salad or bean burrito or something and I've done really well so far this year. The last three years, I haven't cheated at all.
However, when Colby said he wanted his birthday lunch to be at Angry Dog today, what else was I supposed to do? I perused their menu beforehand and saw that the non-meat selections were few and far between, so I figured that maybe...juuusst maaybe I could budge the rules just a little bit and go for that chili cheese and onion dog.
Well, you know as they say in Pulp Fiction
'And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers...'
I really secretly think that Samuel L Jackson was acting as a Prophet then and speaking the words directly from our Father's mouth. I really wish he would have spoken those words to me, as a warning, just mere seconds before I indulged in a plate full of crap.
Those rules that I budged just a little bit. I mean, just one time I cheated, God. One time. Yeah, look who's laughing now.
Heartburn? Check.
Nauseated? Check.
Potential for puking? 90 percent.
That 'strike down with great vengeance and furious anger' shit... Yeah, it's no lie my friends. It's for real. Like for real, for real.
1 comment:
Yea...but you gotta love the Angry Dog dog...it's the best!! Maybe you should have had some beers with it...that's what I do and I never get nauseated or heartburn!!
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