Well, I can win this one about 99.9% of the time.
Last night, I was at HH with a girlfriend and some of her clients. I was in mixed company, only knew one person, but was conversing with everyone at the table as much as I could.
I had never met this girl until about 5 minutes prior, when she starts looking at me. I felt a little uncomfortable. Her stare seemed to be getting closer and more intense, before I finally noticed her mouth opening to speak these words:
"Wow! I'm almost as pale as you are."
I laughed it off, pretty used to that type of comment {from people I know} and told her that she didn't come even remotely close.
And then...
And then she had the audacity to lift up her jeans to show me her legs, as if to urge me into a competition with her.
Sister, this is one dogfight you do not want to enter yourself in. I'll whip your ass time and time again. You best bow down, lady!
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