And White Folk

This little gem has always made me laugh. I grew up in the E.P., so this wasn't anything foreign to Williams High School. *Shout out to mi amigas!* However, I was in full belief that my days of witnessing the artistic ink designs of pseudo eyebrows were long gone...until I came to work. Remember, I work in Highland Park - land of the fake. Fake boobs, fake faces, fake teeth, fake tummies, fake noses, fake hair, fake personalities but definitely not fake cars, fake designer names, fake diamonds, fake purses or fake shoes. I was under the impression that fake eyebrows were strictly banned in the area too, but LLegs has brought that fad back into the park. The Highland Park, that is. If you recall, I have written about LLegs before (Why I Dont Belong Here) and her ridiculous attempt at trying to fit in the scene, but everyone calls her bluff. Today, she shows up in her new car, an upgrade from the BMW to a used '05 Mercedes coupe. Don't worry, there was no lag time in switching her LLegs license plate from the old to the new. The new car is sporting that bad boy already! Anyhoo, another addition to her fabulous image is her new tattooed eyebrows. The woman has blonde hair, but she decided to get her eyebrows tattooed black. It looks amazing, as in amazingly horrific. Dammit, why can't I get a picture? I'll work on that because it is out of this world!