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Once upon a time, in a land far far away, the real Princess Fiona met her Prince Not-So-Charming and they thought they would live their lives together happily ever after.

'Happily ever after' only lasted four and a half years until royal couple was headed for destruction. They spent months and months, years and years hating each other and avoiding any common grounds. It was ugly when they were forced to be in the same room with one another.

As time passed, they were able to set aside their differences and become really good pals, helping each other out with favors as needed. Don't get me wrong, Princess Fiona still gives Prince Not-so-Charming hell for being the slapass that he is, and the Prince thinks she is a wackjob nonetheless. At least they can be mean to one another all in good fun, but can also vent to each other and get each other's opinions. It is no shock to either royal family that the Prince and Princess make better buddies than signficant others.

There is one favor though, that the Princess never saw coming until she received a call at her office royal kingdom. This may be the final breaking straw between the real Princess Fiona and Her Ex-Prince Not-So-Charming, because she has now been summoned to be interviewed by a local newspaper for Prince Not-So-Charming's business. Out of the blue, the Princess was questioned about a greener way of living and why she wants to purchase a new 'green' castle. Would she be interested in moving to a new village where the commute was by horseback, rather than carriage in order to save energy. Princess Fiona knew little about this greener way of life and sounded like a complete idiot trying to answer questions. She can't wait to read the article. But the kicker is, her photo with Prince Not-So-Charming will also be published in the newspaper.

***Thanks James for allowing me to make an ass out of myself. You owe me big time for doing this crap for you. I'm not even looking for a new home! I told the reporter that my name was Elizabeth Lane, because there is no way in hell I can be publicly associated with that douchebag. You can find us and Archwood Properties in the Quick Edition of the Dallas Morning News. My photoshoot session is on Monday.