Blog Nazi

Woah, apparently there is new a blog enforcement official on the loose. I must apologize, I wasn't aware of the new strict deadline for posting evidence of how great I truly am...and maybe a little bit of how great I'm truly not, but whatevs! Here Yankee R. Sox - are you happy yet? :)

Please notice the winning "L" column. That would be mine. And PS - am I holding up a vienna sausage? Holy crap, that little short shit of a finger is deformed!


Look, Mr. Jealous is trying to throw a dart at my eyeball just because I won. Or maybe he doesn't know how to stand still for a picture after his big win. Look closely - I lost. Even the most talented people in the world, such as myself, lose a game or two.

This competition isn't over. I'm coming back with some fury.