A Gnome for My Home

All the local shops are out of everything ceramic for the yard. All I really want is a cute little gnome to put in my patio garden. I wonder why I can't find any decorative yard art anywhere? Can someone please help me? Do you think that one person might have purchased all the ceramic figurines in the whole entire world? Maybe I'll just have to head over to Michael's and pick up an abundant amount of silk flowers and plant those in my garden instead.