Top 10 List

Please look at this list of top 10 quotes, not in any particular order, and try to guess what went down...

1. I got this dress off a n*gga chicken. Go ahead, ruffle my feathers!

2. Sunshine, stand up - tuck your f*cking penis between your legs and make yourself a mangina

3. I need my trashcan for insurance. Call Tom Ranly @ State Farm, he knows my policy.

4. My hands hurt from grabbing the pole so much. I'm not going to be able to use my steering wheel tomorrow!
5. I used to hang out with so and so. You know, before I knew what white trash was and before I learned how to judge.
6. Robyn, chase down the bus and find my shoes. What? You're on the bus and you can't find my shoes? Nevermind - they're on my feet.

7. Bitch, you're not really hurt. Stand up and dance!

8. You can't find my bottled water? I just poured some in my iron - you can just bring me my iron. I'll drink from that.

9. Do you think people can see through the windows? Let's give them a show!
10. I'm here with my friend who really likes to dress up in drag, but I'm a woman. My husband doesn't know I'm here. Here's my number.
Oh and an extra for fun.

11. Yeah, I think I'm wearing panties. I don't know, let's make sure.

Well if you guessed Bachelorette Party/Lingerie Shower, you would be correct. Saturday night, we hosted a party for our friend Jess the Mess at my house.





Next, we hopped on a party bus and headed down to the Rose Room at S4. A good time was definitely awaiting our arrival.




Let's just say the night was on a quick downward spiral, as we consumed copious amounts of alcohol. I'd definitely say the night was an overall success with many memories and frivolous laughs.


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