Friday, August 1, 2008

Any Objections To This Marriage, Please Say I

I!This weekend, we are traveling to Hilton Head, South Carolina to help celebrate the marriage of my brother Scott and the beauitful Miss Abby. I am having doubts if this is really the right thing though, and might find it hard to let Abby follow through with such a bold move. In reality, I actually think my brother is gay and is using her for a cover-up.

Please see exhibit A. A text message from Abby to me: "Just wanted you to know that your brother is getting a pedicure. He's so intrigued by all of this, he just keeps asking me all these questions."

Please see exhibit B. Two pictures sent via phone from Abby to me.
Please see exhibit C. His conversation with my sister about how cool it was, how great it felt and how much he loved the vibrating chairs with remote control options.

I think we have a fairy on our hands, folks. I hope he flutters down the aisle.

Another big important announcement is that Miss Claire is 2 months old today!!! She is getting so big and starting to smile so much, although a lot of the time she looks at her Aunt Laney like I am CRAZY! I wonder why? I just am so in love with her! :)


Finally, tommorrow morning, Team Chelada will be participating in a relay race without me. I'm very sad to be missing the event, but I'm pretty sure I'll enjoy the beach and a beer a lot more. But I'll be running with them in spirit, so good luck. Oh yeah, and I'll be running with them on stick too! I don't want to be left out of team photo ops and they're also using me as the baton to pass off!
I'll post lots of pics and stories when I return from vacation. Cheers!

1 comment:

Candi and Skeet said...

Oh I am so jealous! I hope you have a blast! Can't wait to hear all about it and see pictures!