It's Personal

I have been telling y'all for quite some time about the near-unbelievable existence of this woman who works in my building. You know, the Glamazon who likes to plaster her ridiculous leg length all over Dallas. Well my friends, here you have it...I wasn't even trying to lie! LLEGS = Long Legs.

I'm actually quite inspired by this and will be registering for my very own personalized plate today. I'm thinking something along the lines of... TTITS = Tremendous Tits. Just as classy, eh?