My Elementary Years Are Back To Haunt Me

*Tag! You're it! Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, You Can't Catch Me!*

OMG, somebody please stop the voices in my head. I just keep seeing a little fat, buck-toothed, pasty, freckled redhead running as fast as she could around the playground trying to actually come within a football field's reach of the other kids. How was I always 'it?' Was it because I couldn't move my fatass fast enough to get away from the other kids or was it just the luck of the draw? And when I was 'it,' I was 'it,' forever. Forever! Probably, because that same fat that caused me to be tagged, also kept me slow enough to never torment any of the other kids with the threat of my hand and that awful word "Tag!" Damn you Danette, I hate tag, but I guess I can put my past behind me and play along.

Rules: Each player answers the questions about themselves. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people & posts their names, then goes to their blog & leaves them a comment letting them know that they have been tagged & asking them to read your blog. Let the person who tagged you know when you've answered the questions on your blog.

10 YEARS AGO I...
1. Had some kickass braces with my third rapid paletal expander. Get that? Third!!
2. Had one of the worst days of my life to date
3. Believed that the 'hot dog method' was the appropriate way to wear a tampon
4. Was one of few awkward girls at Armstrong Middle School to have ginormous boobs
5. Went to my 8th grade social with a purple dude. No, not Barney. My date was so black, he was purple. Here's looking at you William...


5 THINGS ON TODAY'S TO DO LIST...
1. Work stuff
2. Doctor's appointment
3. Mop my nasty kitchen floor, but let's be real - probably won't get that done tonight!
4. Take this disgusting polish off my toes and redo them
5. Target

5 THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WERE A MILLIONAIRE...
1. Buy everything on Target's clearance racks
2. Move out of this dang crowded city to a place with lots and lots of open spaces
3. Travel
4. Season tickets to several sporting events
5. Charity. I know this sounds like such a typical answer, but really, there are so many people I'd like to help.

5 PLACES I HAVE LIVED...
1. Plano - House 1
2. Plano - House 2
3. Baton Rouge
4. Allen - kinda at Jimmy's house, much to my mother's dismay
5. Dallas

5 JOBS I HAVE HAD...
1. Hostess and Waitress
2. Orthodontic Assistant
3. Teacher
4. Menial administrative employee in some shithole cube, fighting for Gold in the Rat Race
5. Legal Recruiter


Hmmm, who do I tag?? Since Danette already stole MY sister and MY sister-in-law, I guess I'll have to go find other people...

Christy, Cara, Ryndi, Mary Beth, Candi