Just a friendly conversation with the Albertson's cashier today on my lunch break:
Cashier: Hi Ma'am. How are you doing today?
Me: I'm well, thank you. And yourself?
Cashier: Great! You havin' a party?
Me: No. What would make you think that?
Cashier: Oh, I don't know...maybe the case of beer, the Fritos and bean dip, the potato chips and ranch dip, the cookies, the cheese...
Me: Sadly, no - this isn't for a party. These are just a few items I needed to swing by and pick up.
Cashier: Oh um okay. Well, have a great day, fatass.... Uhhhh .... I mean, ma'am!
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