Hatin' Your Face, But Lovin' My Space

Tis true. I much prefer MySpace over Facebook, but what type of amateur stalker would I be if I limited myself to only one social network? Just beware, I'm soon to join Kacy in Black Planet or Latin Passions. I mean, I really need to dip a toe in every pool out there. Anyhoo, I'm not personally all that active on Facebook, but really only use it to look at people's pictures and stuff. Oh, and I need to add this, I was on FB when it was just a thing for college students - now it allows like 5 year olds to join.

Today I was doing some general stalking for good measure, when I saw an update for a girl I had been on drill team with. Upon clicking on her page, I was blessed with this masterpiece.

You see I'm from Plano, Texas.

Where biatches can go to Collin Creek for their whole wardrobe.

We are the home of the Panthers, Wildcats, and Wolves.

Where we all switch lanes in expensive whips: lexus, bmw, benz, civics, and jeeps.

When we in Club Blue, Hush, Nairobi, and DMX we throw up hoods like Deer Park, Willow Bend, Cross Track (CT-Douglass Community), Woodburn Corners, and Los Rios.

We outta school a week for Fall Break to go to the fair, and every October for Homecoming, we at Clark Stadium.

We all meet up at McDonald's & Wendy's after every party is shut down.

We rep our schools like Plano, Plano West, Plano East, Jasper, Vines, Clark, Shepton, and Williams.

We know not to start no shit on Park, Legacy, Ave K, 13th St. and Spring Creek.

We rep the P in collared tees, hollister jeans, and shirts with our school names, or random sayings.

We say "P-Town", rockin fades, blonde highlights, shags, braids, and bald heads.

We know that Chipotle and Bueno is what that is.

But most of all we love the P.

So if you from the P-NO and you love reppin yo side,

put this on yo wall and every wall you see.

P-TOWN REPRESENTAS!

Who all be seen in da P-Town say yeeeeaaaahhhh! WHAT WHAT! I'm from the East P and you know dis, maaiiiinnnn. Chunkin the duece to my vatos locos forever at Williams and Plano East. I'll always stay true to the hood!

I mean seriously, is this all necessary? Why yes, yes it is!