Spanglish

So of course last night was Wednesday, so that only means one thing. HAPPY HOUR with the best girls ever! We reunited at Uncle Julio's, which is a familiar place to us, and is actually where I got my official initation into 'womanhood,' (inside joke - don't ask.) Anyway, one question to start off this entry. Why is it a Mexican joint called Uncle Julio's? Why not Tio Julio's? Just a little food for thought.

Poor Tammi, she can't even drink but she still joins us each week. She just can't stay away from the frivolous laughs and the smell of beer. Her baby bump is starting to make a small appearance. Super cute!

Robyn was so kind last night and blessed us with such a practical and handy gift. Clearly we spent a lot of time at bars and such, so the floors can be disgusting - what better than to have a purse hanger for the table? Thanks roomie - you're the best! :)



Later in the evening, Harris joined us. We haven't seen her since our run-in with the infamous Sheryl, so it was nice to catch up with her. She even had a real spectacular story to share. This past weekend, she was out on the lake with her best guy friends, when two skanktastic girls boarded the boat. She was initially annoyed with their personalities, but soon got over and kept to herself. One chick was constantly complimenting her on how pretty she was and how cute of a figure she had and what great teeth and what great hair. Harris said she was starting to get a little bit creeped out by the constant bombardment of flattery, but didn't think too much of it. Turns out, the chick cornered Harris in the front part of the boat and said "If your vagina is half as pretty as you are, I'd love to see it!" That was it - she had had enough of that and immediately got off the boat. CRAZY..and GROSS! Where do we find such interesting creatures?

Mucho grassy-ass to C. Harris for entertaining us with yet another borderline-unbelievable story. Can't wait to see y'all next week!